Flop Stoppers Lyrics

Stop the Flop

VIVIAN
You’ve been dreaming all your lives
And now it’s finally coming true
You talk you talk you talk all the time
But what do you actually do?

This is your chance
To be more than a fan
Become the man you were meant to be
You gotta save these heroes
From the page
Before they get to the screen

Flop Stoppers!
You gotta stop the flop
Flop Stoppers!
Give it all you got
Flop Stoppers.

Don’t tell me you haven’t
Fantasized about being a hero
You were just a couple a guys
But now you’re talking to me, oh

This is your chance to kill the man
And pull the trigger for us all
Take the gun, let’s have some fun
Mack Schneider needs to fall

Flop Stoppers!
You gotta stop the flop
Flop Stoppers!
Give it all you got
Flop stoppers, this is your duty
We’re counting on you to save the movie

We’ll send you back in time
Isn’t that groovy?
To kill the guy
Before he makes the movie

Flop Stoppers!
You gotta stop the flop
Flop Stoppers!
Give it all you got
Flop stoppers, this is your duty
We’re counting on you to save the movie
Please!
Gotta stop the flop, gotta stop the flop
Flop Stoppers!
YAYYUH!!!

Rich With Me

MACK
Picture this - up on the screen
The two biggest heroes we’ve ever seen
And they’re doing a thing

EXEC
What?

MACK
I really don’t know

But they look real cool
They talk, they fight
And the crowds will form
On opening night
And PAY! to see this superhero show

EXEC
Will it be any good?

MACK
...probably no.
But who cares?
Long as we make the dough...

Cuz it doesn’t matter
If the movie’s good
As long as it comes from a comic book
These nerds will buy a ticket guaranteed

And we’ll have sequels and spinoffs
And toys galore!
And they’ll eat it up! cuz they adore
These characters
But nothing comes for free
And this is how you’ll get rich
With me

The biggest stars, the biggest names

EXEC
What’s it about?

MACK
I can’t explain
But these fucking dorks can’t tell treasure from trash

Now I may not be the greatest writer
But sure as my name is
Mack fucking Schneider
I’ll turn this stupid book into cash

EXEC
Are you sure this’ll work?

MACK
Are you a fucking dumbass?

Cuz it doesn’t matter
If the movie’s good
As long as it come from a comic book
We’ll make money money money... money
You’ll see

They’ll cough up the cash so easily
It’s like we’ve won the lottery
This is as good as it gets
This is how you give a pitch
This is how you get rich with me

Mack is back, bitch!

Be the Hero Lyrics

HANK
Sometimes, you have to decide
If you’re good... or evil.
Sometimes, you can’t pick a side
And you don’t know
If you’re strong enough
Or wise enough
To see the light,
To do what’s right.

Sometimes, you gotta look inside.
Ask yourself, “Is it worth the fight?”
Sometimes, things can get confused.
Remember: what would a hero do?

Sometimes, it isn’t black or white.
The right path can be hard to find
But you gotta try
Wherever you may go.
Sometimes, you gotta be the hero

When the dust settles
And you think you’ve failed,
The sun will rise again.
You missed your chance,
Didn’t become the king,
But boy you did the right thing.
So go, go, go
And be the hero.

I think about heroes everyday;
What shining light guides their way.
And sometimes I really just don’t know
Sometimes, you gotta try to be the hero,
The hero

Just a Movie

SPENCER
No one’s going to die cuz the movie
So why should the movie
Make you cry and be so gloomy
When it’s pretty much made for kids
Stay with me.

I miss the old stories
Cuz this just isn’t for me
But it isn’t mandatory
That it be better than it is

Trust me, I’m not trying to be mean.
But movies, are not reality
Sorry, I know it’s hard to believe
But there are other things in life
Worthy of strife

Like who becomes the president
And how you’re gonna pay the rent
By the way you still owe me for this month...

GRAHAM
Dude??!!

SPENCER
I know it means a lot to you and me
But it’s just a movie

GRAHAM
Hey man, that’s pretty funny
But I’m a fan, I’m not a dummy

SPENCER
Hey Graham, how much money
Have we spent just to complain

GRAHAM
Okay, you have a point there

GRAHAM
It’s hard to admit it
Maybe we are overly committed
Maybe we are overly critical

SPENCER
Bordering on insane 

GRAHAM
Spencer, you have a point I guess
It’s better if we obsess less

BOTH
Remember, it’s not worth all the stress
It’s important to factor
The things that actually matter

SPENCER
Like eating well and staying fit
And paying rent, don’t forget!

GRAHAM
And super strength and super speed
And soaring through the sky
And shooting lasers out your fucking eyes
...just kidding.

BOTH
Let’s help each other to see
A different point of view be-
Cuz this children’s movie
Is really pretty goofy
So let’s not get so moody
Cuz it’s just a movie!