SPIES ARE FOREVER
In concert at 54 Below
Lyrics
SPIES ARE FOREVER
LOUNGE SINGER:
It's time to save the world again.
It's time to get the girl again.
It's time to do or die, it's time to stay alive,
It's time to be a spy again.
It's time to dance with Lady Luck,
Be the jury and the judge,
It's time to put on your tux again!
Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever.
The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye,
Remember remember.
Spies never die! Spies are... forever.
LOUNGE SINGER:
It's time to buckle up, let's go.
There's an evil power to overthrow.
It's time to show 'em what you got,
Be the hero, take the shot.
Do you want to live, yes or no?
It's time to decide who will be saved,
Who do you trust, who do you betray?
Will you live to see tomorrow or die another day?
COMPANY:
Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever.
The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye,
Remember remember. Spies never die...
LOUNGE SINGER:
Spies are forever!
COMPANY:
Spies are forever, spies are forever,
Spies are forever, spies are forever.
COMPANY:
Spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever,
Spies are forever, spies are forever, spies are forever,
Spies are forever, spies are forever...
LOUNGE SINGER:
Spies! Masters of disguise! Gentlemen of lies!
Don't you know it's do or die?
CURT:
It's time to be a spy!
OWEN:
We're running out of time! We gotta stay alive!
CURT:
All you gotta do is realize!
LOUNGE SINGER:
You wanna be a spy! Gonna be a spy!
Gotta be a spy!
CURT:
Time to be a spy...
OWEN:
Forever....
COMPANY:
Ahhhh.
THE COLDEST GOODBYE
LOUNGE SINGER:
Lurking in the shadows,
Watching your every move.
Tall, dark, and dangerous.
A man with nothing to lose.
Women can't resist him,
Villains can't escape.
The sharpest of shooters.
Your heart he'll break.
Once a spy, always a spy, forever forever.
The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye,
Remember remember.
Spies never die.
Spies are forever.
SPY AGAIN
CURT MEGA:
How did I get back here?
I swore I'd never return.
Four long years since it happened,
Mega, I guess you never learn.
But maybe this time will be different.
It might be what I need.
Who knew I could feel again?
Who knew I could forget... my, my… no.
Memories always seem to be,
Always haunting me, until I can't think.
Then I try, try to deny, I let him die!
Then I pour myself a drink.
Then another! Then another! Drink until it does the trick.
You'll never get what's in my head, what I regret.
Then I have another drink! Then another!
Then another! Drink until I get my fix.
'Til the morning light,
When the sun is bright and nothing's right... I lost the fight.
And I remember...
I once was a spy, but I can't be a spy again.
I once was a spy, how could I be a spy again?
I once was a spy, but what if...
I was a spy again!
If a spy is a spy and I once was a spy,
Then I can be a spy again.
Thought I could say goodbye, but I can't lie,
I want to be a spy again.
Want to be a spy again!
Gonna try again! Hop in a jet and fly again!
Grow a spine again! Make it mine again!
Do my best not to cry again!
And I know just where I'm going,
Me and my partner Owen! No!
I do what I can, try to make a plan,
To be a better man, but nothing seems to stick!
Look in the mirror, nothing's clear, what is this beard??
Oh!! Where's my drink?
Then another! Then another! No! I'm gonna be sick.
Owen please, if you could see what's become of me,
What would you think?
If a spy is a spy and I once was a spy,
I think you'd want me to spy again.
You'd put this drink down, turn my life around,
I want to be a spy again...
Spy again! It's who I am!
Doesn't even matter if I killed my best friend!
Spy again! Wear a suit and tie again!
Drink martinis and drive again!
Spy again, get by again!
Feel like a real important guy again!
Fight crime again! It's do or die again!
Get my life right again!
Owen would want me to do this,
So I know that I'll get through it.
Cause a spy is a spy is a spy is a spy is a spy!
And if I once was a spy,
Then I'm gonna be a spy (the best fucking spy) again!
SOMEBODY’S GOTTA DO IT
SERGIO:
Sorry I'm late guys, got a lot on my plate guys.
It's hard to juggle work and life.
You see, tonight is date night, you guys can relate, right?
Gotta do this thing with the wife.
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man.
But I'm actually... I'm pretty shy, man.
I do crime to provide for my family and no one else.
These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves.
Somebody's gotta do it! You get it right?
So it might as well be me.
They say do what you're good at and I'm good at this.
But I wouldn't do it for free!
This is just a job and I do it to provide for my family.
Because somebody's gotta do it, so it might as well be me.
(spoken)
Hey! My bad, guys,
I'm so sorry, today is my wedding anniversary,
I had to run by my wife's favorite bakery before it...
THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE: (spoken)
SERGIO! Our business.
SERGIO: (spoken)
There are bad guys,
My man and then there are bad guys, my man!
DEADLIEST MAN:
Can't you see… how much I enjoy this?
I'd never avoid this 'cause, buddy, I'm a different breed.
This is my calling and though it's appalling,
I love making people bleed!
They say that everybody's gotta make a living,
But I'm just happy killing; it's so fulfilling.
Some people need to die and I'm happy to help.
These people ain't gonna kill themselves.
SERGIO and DEADLIEST MAN:
Somebody's gotta do it,
So it might as well be me.
DEADLIEST MAN:
They say to do what you love and I love doing this.
Hell, I'd even do it for free!
SERGIO and DEADLIEST MAN:
This is my job and I do it
DEADLIEST MAN:
Very very passionately.
SERGIO and DEADLIEST MAN:
Somebody's gotta do it,
So it might as well be me.
CURT MEGA:
Somebody's gotta do it.
Looks like that someone has to be me.
You came here to do this, so do the job.
Stop acting like a little...pussy.
TATIANA:
Somebody's gotta do it!
CURT: (spoken)
Wait, what?
TATIANA:
Time to sneak down secretly.
What a surprise, they don't know anything!
This is how a spy should be...
CURT:
Who's that woman?
SERGIO and DEADLIEST MAN:
Somebody's gotta,
Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!
CURT:
What's she doing?
SERGIO and DEADLIEST MAN:
Somebody's gotta,
Somebody's gotta, somebody's gotta do it!
Somebody's gotta do it. So it might as well be me.
EYES ON THE PRIZE I
CYNTHIA:
Although I may be hard on you,
I'm only trying to help.
And I know my past actions have not shown you how I felt.
You're a master of deception, a gentleman of stealth.
Just don't screw up and die on me, or I'll kill you myself.
Keep your eyes on the prize!
SUSAN:
You gotta! You, you gotta!
CYNTHIA:
Keep your eyes on the prize!
SUSAN:
You gotta! You, you gotta!
CYNTHIA:
Keep you eyes... you know you're like a son to me,
I've felt that way forever.
A total deadbeat son who needs to get his shit together.
You're not just any agent.
You're a special agent.
So go get the girl and go save the world,
I'm already impatient!
(spoken)
Just go already!
(sung)
Keep your eyes on the prize!
SUSAN:
You gotta! You, you gotta!
CYNTHIA:
Keep your eyes on the prize!
SUSAN:
You gotta! You, you gotta!
CYNTHIA:
Keep your eyes on the prize!
CURT:
'Cause a spy is a spy and a spy keeps his eyes on the prize!
CYNTHIA:
So keep your eyes…
(spoken)
Oh and CURT?
CURT: (screaming)
Ahh!
CYNTHIA: (spoken)
Bulletproof vest? Good, you're learning.
(sung)
On the prize!
SUSAN:
The prize.
PAY ATTENTION!
BARB:
Please, do try and pay attention Mega!
I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation
To do the deed I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations
So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation
I'll guide you through
CURT:
Hey, what's this do?
BARB:
I need a vacation.
First on the list is a clever twist on a watch,
But made greater
With the flick of the wrist, you get the gist,
This watch becomes a laser.
And look my dear,
With this pen here—see anything out of place?
CURT: (spoken)
No.
BARB:
Well, press this here and pull this here;
It sprays acid in your face!
CURT: (spoken)
Cooool!
BARB:
Careful, Mega.
And I think you could use these pair
of shoes that just might save your life
Just click your heels and you'll reveal
CURT: (spoken)
Aahh!
BARB:
A knife!
And what you need-o to succeed-o is this new tuxedo
CURT:
No!
BARB:
It's water-proof; it's fire-proof;
It even improves libido!
CURT: (spoken)
Really?!
BARB: (spoken)
Nooo!
(sung)
I do what I do so you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world,
Who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
Oh, you think I'm crazy, but based on what I see,
You must pay attention— attention to MEEEEEEEEE!
Next we have a product that demands all of your focus
This stick of gum, when chewed,
Becomes a dangerous explosive
Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture
Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor!
CURT: (spoken)
I'm off it.
BARB:
Here we have a simple thing
CURT:
How do you work this part?
BARB:
So it's a ring; release the spring, PEW! poison da-hart!
This hearing aid
CURT:
What did you say?
BARB:
With this, you'll hear better.
Just listen and you'll know it when
CURT:
What?
(Curt gets zapped)
BARB:
Yes! It's a lie detector!
BARB & SCIENTISTS:
We do what we do so you can do what you do
and while you're saving the world who do you think will be saving you?
Who-ooh?
We won't make a big fuss, but you know you need us,
So please pay attention— attention to us!
BARB: (spoken)
Me and the other scientists at the American Secret Service (Or ASS for short) have cooked up every possible gadget you could imagine.
Go on then, Mega. Choose something!
CURT: (spoken)
What's that cane?
BARB: (spoken)
It's actually a gun.
CURT: (spoken)
And that umbrella?
BARB: (spoken)
As a matter of fact, a gun!
CURT:
(spoken) Candle stick!
BARB:
(spoken) It's a gun!
CURT: (spoken)
Coffee cup!
BARB: (spoken)
It's a gun!
CURT: (spoken)
Apple?
BARB: (spoken)
Gun!
CURT: (spoken)
Paper clip
BARB: (spoken)
Gun!
CURT: (spoken)
Razor and shaving cream.
I know what it is, it's a gun!!
BARB: (spoken)
No, Gandalf!
It's to shave that awful beard! You look terrible.
BARB & SCIENTISTS:
We do what we do so you can do what you do
BARB:
And while you're saving the world
SCIENTISTS:
Saving the world, saving the world
BARB & SCIENTISTS:
Who do you think will be SHAVING you?
BARB:
While you're saving the world
BARB & SCIENTISTS:
We'll be saving (you-ooh)
Please pay attention, attention
We'll be saving you!
BARB’S LAMENT
BARB:
I do what I do,
So you can do what you do.
And while you're saving the world,
Who do you think will be saving you?
Ooo ooo ooh!
Oh, why don't you see me?
Oh Curt, you're so dreamy...
Wake up Barb!
Your feelings are entirely unprofessional.
Although it's hard,
He thinks you are utterly forgettable.
Compose yourself.
No one else could ever be as dependable
or sensible or ethical, exceptional,
incredible or borderline obsessional as you!
While he's saving the world,
Who do you think will be saving it too?
While he's saving the world,
(Please pay attention, attention)
I'll be saving it too!
EYES ON THE PRIZE II
DANIEL:
In the casino, the church of sin,
Fabulous money to waste
BRIAN:
Cards, liquor, and pussy galore
All just begging for a taste
POMME:
Tuxedos, fur coats, and diamond rings --
The smell of greed is in the air
MARY KATE:
Too bad the house always wins;
Roll the dice, and say a prayer
JOEY: (spoken)
Do me right, baby!
BRIAN:
You gotta!
COMPANY:
Keep your eyes on the prize
Keep your eyes on the prize
(whispered)
Keep your eyes on the prize
AJ:
Here, where lying is commonplace
Don't let them call your bluff
LAUREN:
The thrill of winning intoxicates;
Some just can't get enough
TESSA: (spoken)
Double or nothing!
JOEY:
From rags to riches, from riches to rags
One hand could change your luck
AJ: (spoken)
I'm so hot, baby!
TESSA:
Fortunes are made, but lost just as fast;
Don't be the one that cries
AJ: (spoken)
FUUUUUCCCKK!
BRIAN:
You gotta!
COMPANY:
Keep your eyes on the prize
Keep your eyes on the prize
Keep your eyes
(keep your eyes, keep you eyes)
on the priiiii…
CURT:
I gotta keep my eyes on the prize
Keep my eyes on the prize.
COMPANY:
You gotta keep your eyes on the prize
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
(whispered)
Keep your eyes on the prize!
NOT SO BAD
DR. BARON VON NAZI:
Ever since the second world war
It's like everyone's still so sore!
After what happened...
But don't judge a book just on its look,
The inside must be examined.
Sure, we've made some mistakes
From small ones to great
But did everyone have to get so mad?
Here's my verdict: no one's perfect
Perhaps the Nazis aren't so bad.
Eins, zwei, drei!
People say we got a bit lost
With the whole holocaust
But the Nazis are not so bad!
They made such a fuss
But they don't know us
The Nazis are not so bad.
We love to laugh and smile,
We love to shout "Sieg Heil"!
But no one understands.
We've got style, we've got grace,
We've got the master race!
Nazis are not so bad.
Nobody seemed to pout
When they ate our Sauerkraut
Still they turned around and tanked us.
We did all we could do
To poopoo the Jew
But nobody ever thanked us!
So we never got the glory
And you rewote the story
And I feel it from my Wiener to my Schnitzel.
Once you get to know us
We're not so atrocious - HEY!
Nazis are not so evil.
In fact, the Nazis are quite good.x`
HENCHMEN!
HENCHMAN #1:
I'm Gretel!
HENCHMAN #2:
I'm Hans!
HENCHMAN #3:
I'm Heidi!
HENCHMAN #4:
I'm Wernher von Braun!
HENCHMAN #1:
The first freeway system to drive upon
Was created by Nazis - the Autobahn!
HENCHMAN #2:
It's unhealthy, all your toking
The Nazis are very anti-smoking!
HENCHMAN #3:
The father of rockets was a Nazi, too!
HENCHMAN #4:
I changed the world, what did you do?
HENCHMEN:
Volkswagen and Hugo Boss,
Adidas and Puma and the Swastika
Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad
We're not so—
CURT: (spoken)
What about genocide?
VON NAZI: (spoken)
Shut up!
(sung)
When I was just a boy
I was filled with youth and joy.
In the mountains of Germany
I felt the Nazis fervor
All to be just like mein Führer
Spreading the peace and conformity
But now I'm all grown up
And it's all FUCKED UP!
Hitler's gone and I'm all so sad.
Sieg H...heil...
HENCHMAN #3:
But Sir! Now it's in your hands
HENCHMEN:
The Nazis have a second chance.
VON NAZI: (spoken)
Oh you guys! See, Mega?
The Nazis are not so bad! Let's dance!
VON NAZI:
We've been victimised but
Hey! We're alright!
VON NAZI and HENCHMEN:
The Nazis are not so bad.
VON NAZI:
People say we're lame and call us names
VON NAZI and HENCHMEN:
But Nazis are not so bad.
VON NAZI and HENCHMEN:
Nazis are not so bad
Nazis are not so bad
Nazis are not so bad
Nazis aren't so bad
We're not so bad, we're not so bad, we're not so bad!
VON NAZI: (spoken)
So did I convince you or what?
(sung)
Sieg Heil!
HENCHMEN:
Sieg Heil!
TORTURE TANGO
DEADLIEST MAN: (spoken)
Now, Mega.
Before I chop you up into my carry-on luggage...
I'm gonna torture the living shite out of you
(sung)
I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time
And wouldn't you know it, you're finally mine
If you're hurting, please show it, don't be 'fraid to cry
And just for my enjoyment,
You will suffer, suffer, suffer until you die
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
I've quite the evening planned
I've cleared up your schedule nowhere else to go
Trust me you're in good hands
I'm a master of torture
It gets me high
To show you the horror of staying alive
I'll prod you and poke you and bleed you dry
And just for my enjoyment,
You will suffer, suffer, suffer until you die
CURT: (spoken)
Why don't you just kill me already?
DEADLIEST MAN:
Can't you see?
How much I enjoy this
I'd never avoid this
'cause buddy I'm a different breed
This is my calling
And though it's appalling
I love making people bleeeeeeeed
CURT:
I once was a spy, but I won't be a spy again
At least I tried, tried to fight till the end
But I can't deny that I'm gonna die
DEADLIEST MAN:
Suffer, suffer, suffer until you die
TATIANA:
Baron betrayed me, that bastard lied!
That Nazi, he played me; I trusted him. WHY?!
Is Mega my enemy?
Do I let him die?
I've got to think about my family 'cause no one's looking out for me
No matter what, I guess we'll see if once a spy,
Always a spy forever
DEADLIEST MAN:
Suffer!
TATIANA:
Forever
DEADLIEST MAN:
Suffer!
TATIANA:
The warmest hello to the coldest goodbye
Remember
DEADLIEST MAN:
Surrender!
TATIANA:
Remember
CURT:
Never!
TATIANA:
Spies Never Die
DEADLIEST MAN:
It's time to die
CURT:
I once was a spy
TATIANA:
Spies Are Forever!
TATIANA:
Forever, Forever
Ooh, ooh.
DEADLIEST MAN:
I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time
And wouldn't you know it, you're finally mine
If you're hurting, please show it, don't be 'fraid to cry
And just for my enjoyment, you will suffer, suffer
I'm a master of torture
It gets me high
To show you the horror of staying alive
I'll prod you and poke you
CURT: (in unison)
If a spy is a spy and I once was a spy, I'm gonna be a spy again
Thought I could say goodbye, but I can't lie, I wanna be a spy again
Spy again, it's who I am! Doesn't even matter if I killed my best friend
Try again
DEADLIEST MAN and CURT:
TIME TO DIE!
DEADLIEST MAN:
I've been waiting so damn long for this!
CURT:
It's not supposed to go like this!
DEADLIEST MAN and CURT:
So this is how the story ends!
TATIANA: (spoken)
TAKE THIS!
CURT: (spoken)
What are you doing?
TATIANA: (spoken)
Saving you!
CURT:
(spoken) I don't need your help. I don't need anyone's help!
TATIANA: (spoken)
What's your damage, man?!
(sung)
Come on, CURT, let's get going.
CURT:
OWEN?
COMPANY:
Spies are forever, forever
Spies are forever
Forever
WE LOVE THE PRINCE
VANGOR:
What a wonderful night
what a fabulous sight
I hope you're enjoying your evening!
There's glitz, there's glamour,
There's oodles of swagger
Flip diggity! I'm barely breathing!
There's wine-ing, there's dining,
There's nations combining
I tell ya, my heart is beating!
The lights are so shiny and I can't stop smiling
Just pinch me! I must be dreaming!
And the talk of the town is the one with the crown
The wise, the powerful Prince Feurgin
And our nubile country, oh it's so lovely!
Come along, let's open the curtain...
HA HA HA HA!
COMPANY:
Don't we look marvelous? Isn't it gay?
Let's give the prince a big "hip, hip hooray!"
His Royal Highness, deserves our respect
POMME:
He’s greedy, grotesque–
DANIEL:
–and totally inept!
COMPANY:
Ha ha ha ha!
Master of men, lover of ladies!
MARY KATE:
With the emotional depth of a baby!
COMPANY:
The heir to the throne, the leader of Prussians!
BRIAN:
Just keep him away from the nuclear buttons
COMPANY:
Just keep on smiling and put on a show
If you are lying, they don't have to know
Whatever you say, don't say what you think
'Cause we love the Prince!
JOEY:
Wink wink!
VANGOR:
I just love your gown,
won't you please turn around
and tell us about what you're thinking?
LAUREN:
I'm just happy to be here
and happy to see there are so many glasses clinking!
VANGOR:
Yes, quite the celebration.
Yes, quite the new nation.
And the Prince, how do you find him?
LAUREN:
He's qualified!
VANGOR: (spoken)
Yes!
LAUREN:
He's dignified!
VANGOR: (spoken)
Yes!
LAUREN:
I'm truly, truly behind him.
VANGOR:
I'm sure you don't need to remind him.
LAUREN: (spoken)
I also. fucking. despise him
COMPANY:
Oh what a party! It's such a treat!
MARY KATE:
Like pulling my toenails right off of my feet!
COMPANY:
Our fabulous prince! All the good he will do!
TESSA:
He's dumb as a donkey.
BRIAN:
And smells like one too!
COMPANY:
How noble, how regal, the star of the show!
POMME:
Did you hear what he did to the pope?
DANIEL:
I know!
COMPANY:
His Royal Highness, he’s wise indeed
JOEY:
I heard he once made a human centipede
VANGOR:
Ha ha ha ha!
COMPANY:
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
VANGOR:
Hee Hee Hee!
COMPANY:
Ho Ho Ho ha!
VANGOR:
Jibber jabber!
COMPANY:
Jibber jabber!
VANGOR: (spoken)
And we're back!
(sung)
So bold, so daring, this Russian dignitary.
His name is Vladimir Poo-pin!
BRIAN:
Can't wait for Prussians to get to know Russians;
Look forward to our country's union!
VANGOR:
But don't you look dashing!
This look? Smashing!
And what are your thoughts on Prince Feurgin?
VANGOR:
He's powerful!
VANGOR: (spoken)
Yes!
BRIAN:
He's wonderful!
VANGOR: (spoken)
Yes!
BRIAN:
A truly spectacular person!
VANGOR:
Ha! Of that I am certain!
BRIAN: (spoken)
My heart fills with longing to hurt him.
COMPANY:
Don't we look marvelous?
Isn't it fabulous? Oh, how glorious!
BRIAN:
Can't even handle this!
COMPANY:
Oh what a gathering!
He’s so dazzling! Totally ravishing!
POMME:
The stupidity is staggering!
VANGOR:
Ha ha ha!
COMPANY:
Just keep on smiling and put on a show.
If you are lying, they don't have to know.
Whatever you say, don't say what you think.
Whoever you hate, don't make a stink.
'Cause we love the Prince!
VANGOR: (spoken)
How fancy! How wild!
COMPANY:
We love the Prince!
LAUREN: (spoken)
What a spoiled manchild!
COMPANY:
Here comes the Prince!
VANGOR:
Ha ha ha ha!
COMPANY:
What a wonderful night, what a fabulous sight,
the talk of the town,the one with the crown!
The Prince! We love the Prince! We love the Prince!
VANGOR:
Ha ha ha ha!
COMPANY:
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
VANGOR:
Hee Hee Hee!
COMPANY:
Ho ho Ho ha!
VANGOR:
Jibber jabber!
COMPANY:
Jibber jabber! To the Prince!
VANGOR:
Wink wink!
PRISONER OF MY PAST
TATIANA:
At the tender age of four,
I was an instrument of war.
An assassin for the KGB.
They taught me how to kill with efficiency
and skill and took me from my family.
By the age of thirteen, I was a killing machine.
The deadliest in all the regime.
I killed without emotion, evil deeds unspoken.
Sometimes I still hear them scream...
(spoken)
Eventually it became too much.
I left the country leaving my family behind.
I couldn't contact them.
The only way to help them was to abandon them.
CURT: (spoken)
And Von Nazi promised you a way to get them back.
TATIANA: (spoken)
For a price.
He has my entire history in his pocket.
If that information fell into the wrong hands...
(sung)
I thought I could be free and protect my family.
I almost had a second chance.
So, now you see,
I guess I'll always be a prisoner of my past.
DOING THIS
CURT:
She's touching my hand…
TATIANA:
He's looking kind of funny…
CURT:
Wait, does she think I like her?
TATIANA:
Is this because I touched his hand?
CURT:
Well I guess…
TATIANA:
Well I guess…
BOTH:
I'll just go with it…
CURT:
The very first time I saw you, three or four days ago,
I have to admit, I liked you a bit.
But, I didn't want you to know.
TATIANA:
When you were a Nazi hostage,
All I could do was stare.
And I can't refute,
You looked pretty cute while you were tied to that chair.
BOTH:
I guess we're doing this.
See that look in your eye? How could I resist?
TATIANA:
I'm a girl.
CURT:
I'm a guy.
BOTH:
It's meant to be because we're both spies.
Time to move in for the kiss.
Just go with it and don't ask why.
I guess we're doing this…
MRS. MEGA: (spoken)
Curtis, I washed your whitey tighties.
You want some hot milk?
CURT: (spoken)
Mom!
MRS. MEGA: (spoken)
Alright!
CURT:
When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart.
TATIANA: (spoken)
Did he really just use that line?
CURT:
Did I just use that line?
TATIANA:
And I wanna be where you are all of the time.
CURT: (spoken)
All of the time?
TATIANA:
Some of the time.
BOTH:
And now we're alone…
TATIANA:
In your... mother's home.
BOTH:
Surely, it must be a sign!
I guess we're doing this.
MRS. MEGA:
They're doing it!
BOTH:
We might as well try.
MRS. MEGA:
Finally!
BOTH:
If you insist..
MRS. MEGA:
I do!
BOTH:
Then so do I!
MRS. MEGA:
I've waited such a long time!
BOTH:
The story fits, hey, what could go wrong?
MRS. MEGA:
Come on baby!
BOTH:
Time for that moment of bliss..
MRS. MEGA:
Move a little closer, move a little closer!
BOTH:
Just close your eyes and think of this song.
MRS. MEGA:
Ay, ay, ay, yeah!
BOTH:
I guess we're doing this…
MRS. MEGA:
They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!
(They kiss)
TATIANA: (spoken)
We're not doing this.
CURT:
I'm...you're not my type.
TATIANA: (spoken)
I can tell. So, you're into...?
CURT: (spoken)
Yeah.
TATIANA: (spoken)
Ah.
CURT: (spoken)
I thought you…
TATIANA:
I wasn't. But the mood suggested…
CURT:
Of course. I figured when you said..
TATIANA:
Not my intention.
CURT:
Good. Me neither. I just wanted…
TATIANA:
Uh huh. So we're just…
CURT:
Friends?
BOTH:
I guess we're not doing this.
We're better as friends.
TATIANA:
That was not a good kiss.
I don't mean to offend.
BOTH:
It's great to know that we don't have to pretend.
CURT:
You're cool with me?
TATIANA:
'Till the end. But let's never do this again.
CURT: (spoken)
Deal.
(sung)
I'm happy to have you as my friend.
PAY ATTENTION! (Reprise)
MRS MEGA:
I do what I do
So you could do what you do.
And while you're saving the world
Who do you think will be planning your wedding?!
ONE MORE SHOT
CURT:
And another! Another
One more shot is all we have
One more shot, let's take a stand
One more shot, we got work to do
I used to think I could do this by myself
I was fine, I didn't need any help
Lost my way
I lost hope
Forgot the dream until
I found you guys now I'm part of a team
If i feel weak i know you'll pick up my slack
If you fall, you know I got your back
this is it
INFORMANT:
This is it
CURT:
Let's give it all we got, no regrets
ALL:
No regrets!
CURT:
Let's give it one more shot!
This is for the mission that we set out to do
This is for me, and this is for you
ALL:
Shot!
TATIANA:
This is for my family so far away
Try to keep up guys, you're such light weights
ALL:
Shot!
BARB:
This is for my first time out in the field
I can't believe how crazy I feel!
ALL:
Shot!
INFORMANT:
This is for...
Uhh I forgot what I was going to say...!
CURT:
That's okay!
ALL:
One more shot
CURT:
Let's give it a go
ALL:
One more shot
BARB:
Let's rock and roll
ALL:
One more shot
TATIANA:
I'm feeling the flow
INFORMANT:
I think I'm stealing the show
ALL:
One more shot, gonna make it right
One more shot to win the fight
One more shot side by side
CURT:
I feel so good inside!!
I feel the feeling coming back to me now
ALL:
It's time to tear it up,
Time to tear up the town
CURT:
I'm getting stronger no more messing around
ALL:
It's time to tear it up
BARB:
Time to get down
ALL:
One more shot
CURT:
I'm on top of the world
ALL:
One more shot
TATIANA:
You drink like a girl
ALL:
One more shot
BARB:
I'm feeling frisky
INFORMANT: (spoken)
I'm invincible! Where's my whisky?
CURT:
You guys, you guys, I got something to say
You guys… you guys are great
INFORMANT:
Shot!
BARB:
Gee thanks Curt, that means a lot
You wanna maybe have another shot
ALL:
Shot!
TATIANA:
Another round! Another pour!
INFORMANT:
Barb, have you been with a woman before?
(pukes)
ALL:
One more shot!
INFORMANT: (repeating)
Gotta have another, got to have another
TATIANA: (repeating)
Gimme me more, give me another
BARB: (repeating)
Shot, shot, shot, shot, one more
CURT: (repeating)
And another! Another
ALL:
Another! One more shot
CURT:
We totally rule
COMPANY:
One more shot
BARB:
We got the tools
ALL:
One more shot
INFORMANT:
You guys are cool
ALL:
One more shot!
One more shot! One more shot!
One more shot, we're doing it guys
One more shot, got our eyes on the prize
One more shot, I hope no one dies!
One!
More!
CURT:
And another!
ALL:
Shot!
ONE STEP AHEAD
COMPANY:
It's time to buckle up, let's go
There's an evil power to overthrow
It's time to do or die
It's time to stay alive
It's time to be a spy again!
CURT:
It's time to decide who will be saved
Who do you trust, who do you betray
Will I live to see tomorrow or die another day
OWEN:
One step ahead!
That's how it's always been
No matter what you do,
you'll always lose and I will always win!
One step ahead, I'm sorry my old friend
But I'm still here after all those years when you thought I was dead
I was one step ahead!
CURT:
It's time to save the world again
OWEN: (spoken)
Haha typical Curt!
(sung)
And pretend to be a hero again
CURT: (spoken)
Typical jerk!
(sung)
What happened to the man I knew
OWEN:
It's a little late for an interview
BOTH:
Feelin' a lot of deja vu again
CURT:
It's time for you to feel the heat
OWEN:
Revenge is going to taste so sweet
CURT:
Old buddy
OWEN:
Old pal
BOTH:
We meet again
One step ahead
CURT:
You played me from the start
OWEN:
Well look at you without a clue
CURT:
You know you broke my heart
BOTH:
One step ahead
I'm sorry my old friend
OWEN:
Don't deny I was the better spy
CURT:
I liked you better when you were dead
BOTH:
One step ahead
OWEN:
One step ahead
CURT:
One step ahead
OWEN:
It's how it's always been
CURT:
Can't let you win
OWEN:
I'm still here
CURT:
After all those years
OWEN:
And I'm better than you again
CURT:
This is the end
OWEN:
One step ahead
CURT:
One step ahead
OWEN:
No one's innocent
CURT:
My friend, you lost your mind
OWEN:
And you've been blind
BOTH:
And now we're at the end
This is what you made me do
This is it
OWEN:
We're done
CURT:
We're through
BOTH:
I've nothing left to say to you
So long,
Farewell,
Auf Wiedersehen,
Adieu
Goodbye
SPY AGAIN (Finale Reprise)
CURT MEGA:
I once was a spy, I'll always be a spy
Cause a spy is a spy
Forever!
COMPANY:
Spies are Forever
Spies are Forever!
SPY DANCE
COMPANY:
Spies are Forever
CURT:
You gotta take a chance
COMPANY:
Hy-ya, take that
AJ:
Get into the dance
COMPANY:
Anyone can be a spy just dance
LAUREN:
If you wanna be a spy
COMPANY:
Dance
BRIAN:
You gotta stay alive
COMPANY:
Dance
POMME:
Cause there's no other way
COMPANY:
Your training starts today
Ok! Everybody move your body
JOEY:
Let your worries wash away
COMPANY:
Dance
TESSA:
You got the moves, you got the suit baby
COMPANY:
Dance
Here to spy another day just dance
LADIES:
If you wanna be a spy
AJ:
You gotta
COMPANY:
Dance
GENTLEMEN:
You gotta stay alive
AJ:
You gotta
COMPANY:
Dance!
Cause there's no other way, your training starts today!
(softly)
Forever, forever, forever, forever,
forever, forever, forever, forever
DANIEL:
Do you hear the music?
MARY KATE:
There's nothing to it
COMPANY:
(softly)
dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance, dance
Spies are Forever, it's a musical
It's about spies